Human Experience #11,176: Cheap Cook

Egg Mix in Bread Basket

1 lb MorningStar Crumbles (12 oz bag)
10 eggs
½ cup of milk
½ teaspoon of black pepper
½ teaspoon of salt
2 tablespoons of parsley flakes
½ cup shredded cheese - halved
36 pieces of bread (1.5 loaves)

Pre-Heat oven to 350 degrees.

Mix  the eggs, milk, pepper, salt, parsley and ¼ cheese:

Spray the pan:

Un-Crust the bread and flatten with roller:

 Mold into muffin cup:

Spoon in mixture and put in oven 13 minutes:
I remove the pan sprinkle more cheese on the top:

This was really cheaply done for a lot of people and it is delicious!

Good Bye: Christopher Hitchens

 1949 - 2011

As a writer and free thinking card carrying staunch Atheist I was deeply sadden by the passing of Christopher Hitchens to cancer.

He lived a long life with meaningful contributions to the arts and helped usher a new-ear for reason.

Cancer took his body but his legacy lives on in his publications.


Three Weeks of MADNESS

The Dead Man - By: Horacio Quiroga

An unnamed farmer is working in his banana plantation as usual, clearing space with his machete. Satisfied with his progress, he decides to rest before finishing.  As he usually does, he plans to cross a barbed wire fence and stretch out on the nearby grass.  This time, however, things go terribly wrong.  He accidentally trips and falls, landing on the ground.  He is in the position he intended but notices that his machete is in a strange position: half of it protrudes from his shirt under his waist.  Trying to look around, he realizes that the other half of the machete has pierced his abdomen.

Incredibly but inexorably, he calmly assesses the situation and concludes that his life has come to an end.  He sees that is so badly wounded that he is now dying; to all intents and purposes he is really already a dead man, as there can be no remedy.  He thinks about his life, as he drifts in and out of consciousness.  Nevertheless, it is hard for him to accept such a sudden and senseless end.  He knows that death is inevitable, but he thought that he would have a normal lifespan, that he would have time to prepare for death.  He has expected a full life, with its share of hopes, dreams and problems.  Instead, he is suddenly dying – simply because of an accident, a moment of petty carelessness.  He realizes that nothing about him has changed, that his surroundings have not reacted to what for him is a cataclysmic event.  He resists the horrible thought.  Nothing has changed – his own banana plantation is the same.  He knows it well, after working on it for so many years.

Morning Melt

This is the text that I wake up to:

"I've never felt this way about any girl. You're simply breathtaking.  I want to share every experience with you. I feel bad if I think a bad thought about you or a thought I think might deceive you, and I want to sacrifice to make you feel better. how could any halfway-decent person ever hurt you.  the people that hurt you are assholes that like being in control and taking advantage of your kindness. I love you and I'm rambling.  My girlfriend is amazing"

beyond words <3


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